(To the tune of "Dear Future Husband" by Meghan Trainor)
My Future Farm Man
There's a few things we've gotta learn yet
if we want to do this farm thing
all our lives
Go on tractor dates
Won't get me in a Case
Don't forget you need to feed cattle twice everyday
Cause' if you don't comply
I'll be an angry wife
Yelling constantly
Yell-yelling constantly
Waking up at 5
And honey so do I
Spend the morning shovelin manure out of the pig sty
We'll read the almanac
Unload a full hay rack
Work beside you
Work-Work beside you
You gotta know that I'm not an average lady
Not close to being lazy
Checkin the tomatoes for blight
My Future Farm Man
There's a few things we've gotta learn yet
if we want to do this farm thing
all our lives
My Future Farm Man
We're gonna have some
special bonding time
Pulling some spring calves around midnight
Plant into the night
Up before the light
Summer days we spend wrappin hay bales up real tight
Storms will be real strong
Winters will seem real long
Warm days ahead
Warm-Warm days ahead
You gotta know that I'm not an average lady
Not close to being lazy
Making sure sows farrow alright
My Future Farm Man
There's a few things we've gotta learn yet
if we want to do this farm thing
all our lives
My Future Farm Man
Making soybeans
And corn and wheat and hay
Plowing our fields one acre at a time
I'll be weeding my giant flower bed
Keep the barn doors open and we may get some kittens
Don't have a dirty farm
Work that farm boy charm
Need a bale ring
Need-need a bale ring
You gotta know that I'm not an average lady
Not close to being lazy
Praying for our yields to be high
My Future Farm Man
There's a few things we gotta learn yet
if we wanna do this farm thing
all our lives
My Future Farm Man
Promise to never get real mad at you
Unless you decide to wear your
Muck boots inside.
Future farm man, I'll make a good farm wife.
My Future Farm Man
There's a few things we've gotta learn yet
if we want to do this farm thing
all our lives
Go on tractor dates
Won't get me in a Case
Don't forget you need to feed cattle twice everyday
Cause' if you don't comply
I'll be an angry wife
Yelling constantly
Yell-yelling constantly
Waking up at 5
And honey so do I
Spend the morning shovelin manure out of the pig sty
We'll read the almanac
Unload a full hay rack
Work beside you
Work-Work beside you
You gotta know that I'm not an average lady
Not close to being lazy
Checkin the tomatoes for blight
My Future Farm Man
There's a few things we've gotta learn yet
if we want to do this farm thing
all our lives
My Future Farm Man
We're gonna have some
special bonding time
Pulling some spring calves around midnight
Plant into the night
Up before the light
Summer days we spend wrappin hay bales up real tight
Storms will be real strong
Winters will seem real long
Warm days ahead
Warm-Warm days ahead
You gotta know that I'm not an average lady
Not close to being lazy
Making sure sows farrow alright
My Future Farm Man
There's a few things we've gotta learn yet
if we want to do this farm thing
all our lives
My Future Farm Man
Making soybeans
And corn and wheat and hay
Plowing our fields one acre at a time
I'll be weeding my giant flower bed
Keep the barn doors open and we may get some kittens
Don't have a dirty farm
Work that farm boy charm
Need a bale ring
Need-need a bale ring
You gotta know that I'm not an average lady
Not close to being lazy
Praying for our yields to be high
My Future Farm Man
There's a few things we gotta learn yet
if we wanna do this farm thing
all our lives
My Future Farm Man
Promise to never get real mad at you
Unless you decide to wear your
Muck boots inside.
Future farm man, I'll make a good farm wife.