1. Contrary to popular belief, pigs won't "hog" the bed. They sleep in a barn
2. Pigs won't tell you those jeans make you look fat because they also will look fat in those jeans.
3. Pigs will always bring home the bacon. 23 lbs. of it actually.
4. Pigs won't run away with your heart because they can't run that far.
5. Pigs won't check out other women as they walk by (unless they are boars).
6. Pigs will never complain about your cooking.
7. Pigs won't try to grow man buns. They physically can't.
8. Pigs can't DM other girls on their phone. They don't have phones.
9. You can sell pigs on a futures market so you don't have to worry about buying them holiday presents.
10. Pigs are always down to eat.
11. Pigs won't make snide remarks about your driving.
12. Pigs taste better than boyfriends.
13. After 6 months, you can get a return on your investment with pigs.
14. Pigs are always down to go on long walks at sunset.
15. Pigs won't smell like BO after a long workout. They can't sweat.
16. Pigs don't talk therefor they can't say anything they'll later regret.
17. Pigs don't judge you. You judge them.
18. Pigs will never leave you. They live in pens.
19. You will always win in an argument with a pig.
20. You don't have to stress about saying "I Love You" to pigs before they say it to you.
21. Pigs won't come home drunk at 3 am.
22. You don't have to worry about what pigs are doing when you're not around.
23. You won't have to worry about dealing with crazy in-laws with pigs.
24. Pigs don't get jealous when you're talking to other pigs.
25. You can get paid for spending time with pigs.
26. Pigs don't care if you display affections in public.
27. When pigs are sick, they can't get you sick. (Usually)
28. Pigs can take you places. Denver, Kansas City, Louisville, Houston, and more!
29. Pigs are less hairy than most human men.
30.Pigs are always there to be a shoulder to cry on and be the emotional support you need to get through hard times.
***Written by a very single female with too much time on her hands
2. Pigs won't tell you those jeans make you look fat because they also will look fat in those jeans.
3. Pigs will always bring home the bacon. 23 lbs. of it actually.
4. Pigs won't run away with your heart because they can't run that far.
5. Pigs won't check out other women as they walk by (unless they are boars).
6. Pigs will never complain about your cooking.
7. Pigs won't try to grow man buns. They physically can't.
8. Pigs can't DM other girls on their phone. They don't have phones.
9. You can sell pigs on a futures market so you don't have to worry about buying them holiday presents.
10. Pigs are always down to eat.
11. Pigs won't make snide remarks about your driving.
12. Pigs taste better than boyfriends.
13. After 6 months, you can get a return on your investment with pigs.
14. Pigs are always down to go on long walks at sunset.
15. Pigs won't smell like BO after a long workout. They can't sweat.
16. Pigs don't talk therefor they can't say anything they'll later regret.
17. Pigs don't judge you. You judge them.
18. Pigs will never leave you. They live in pens.
19. You will always win in an argument with a pig.
20. You don't have to stress about saying "I Love You" to pigs before they say it to you.
21. Pigs won't come home drunk at 3 am.
22. You don't have to worry about what pigs are doing when you're not around.
23. You won't have to worry about dealing with crazy in-laws with pigs.
24. Pigs don't get jealous when you're talking to other pigs.
25. You can get paid for spending time with pigs.
26. Pigs don't care if you display affections in public.
27. When pigs are sick, they can't get you sick. (Usually)
28. Pigs can take you places. Denver, Kansas City, Louisville, Houston, and more!
29. Pigs are less hairy than most human men.
30.Pigs are always there to be a shoulder to cry on and be the emotional support you need to get through hard times.
***Written by a very single female with too much time on her hands