1. How many days until fair?
2. OH S#%T!
3. All right, better check the show box.
4. How the heck did this thing get so dirty?
5. 30 million brushes: Check.
6. Zip Ties: Check.
7. Shampoo: Spilt all over, great.
8. Well, guess I gotta go to the farm store now.
9. Ok this has to be a quick trip since I have a crap ton more to do.
10. What did I all need again?
11. Oh ya Shampoo.
12. Oh they have skin conditioner on sale better get some more of that just in case.
13. And some more fly spray.
14. And a new bucket.
15. And a new whip.
16. And some electrolytes.
17. And some Show Calm.
18. And some candy for the ride home.
19. Why is showing animals so expensive?
20. They better ask if I'm tax exempt.
21. That just saved me a solid $5.00 #winning
22. All right how much feed we got?
23. Not nearly enough.
24. Well, guess I'll run to the coop.
25. Why can't feed be sold in like 25 lbs. bags instead of 50?
26. It's times like these I wish I had a hired hand.
27. All right we've got feed, now what about rolled oats?
28. Of course not.
29. Back to the farm store.
30. Ok, I need rolled oats.
31. And liquid fat.
32. And a new feed pan.
33. And more candy for the ride home.
34. Still tax exempt!
35. I wonder if this cashier remembers me from earlier...
36. Ok we have feed, what about sawdust?
37. WHY DO WE NEVER HAVE SAWDUST?!
38. Back to the coop I go.
39. I think I'll need about 20 bags for my 4 pigs for 3 days.
40. I can always get more at the fairgrounds if this isn't enough.
41. Don't fall off the back of my truck!
42. All right let's load the trailer.
43. WHY DOES SAWDUST TAKE UP SO MUCH ROOM.
44. All right we've got sawdust, feed, show box, folding chairs, fans, feeders, what am I missing?
45. The cooler duh!
46. Ok that should be everything.
47. Though, I might need a couple extra whips.
48. And a few more chairs.
49. And another extension chord.
50. And maybe another bag of feed.
51. And the sorting board, just in case.
52. Do I have enough sawdust?
53. Maybe just a few more bags.
54. Ok shutting the door now.
55. Trailer loaded: Check.
56. I better make sure I can find all my papers.
57. WHERE ARE THE PUREBRED PAPERS?!
58. I know I put the papers somewhere I wouldn't lose them...
59. Oh ya, they're on the fridge. Mini heart attack over.
60. Now about those vet papers....
61. Do I need my PQA card?
62. Better grab it just in case.
63. Drug Affidative: check.
64. Code of Ethics: Check.
65. Might as well bring my birth certificate, social security card, and proof of insurance at this point.
66. Papers in the truck: Check.
67. Time to wash everybody.
68. Working at the hog wash ya.
69. WHY ARE YOU RUNNING?!
70. IS THAT A LIMP?!?!?!?!
71. Ok False alarm, phew.
72. Probably should've clipped first....
73. Oh well we can do another bath afterwards.
74. Dad, I can clip you know.
75. Or you can just ignore me and keep doing it all by yourself. Cool.
76. I love just standing here watching Dad clip pigs for 4 hours. Not.
77. Ha Dad you missed a spot.
78. Damnit he caught it.
79. Aww you look so good with all your hairs cut.
80. I just want to admire you in the sunlight with your new clipped hair.
81. Too bad you need another bath.
82. Working at the hog wash ya.
83. Ah man, I'm out of shampoo.
84. Back to the farm store.
85. Might as well get 2 bottles this time.
86. And some snacks for during fair.
87. And maybe another bottle of conditioner.
88. And a pop for the road.
89. This cashier probably thinks I'm some weirdo.
90. Yup still tax exempt.
91. Dad is going to be pissed when he sees how much I spent at the farm store this week.
92. Oh S#%t he looks pissed.
93. Why is Dad always a giant grump a$$ the week before fair?
94. WHY ARE YOU YELLING?!
95. Take a Midol Dad.
96. No dad, nothing is ready to go since this is my first fair in my entire life.
97. SHUT UP DAD.
98. I'm done.
99. He can just stay at home next week.
100. Is this week over yet?
2. OH S#%T!
3. All right, better check the show box.
4. How the heck did this thing get so dirty?
5. 30 million brushes: Check.
6. Zip Ties: Check.
7. Shampoo: Spilt all over, great.
8. Well, guess I gotta go to the farm store now.
9. Ok this has to be a quick trip since I have a crap ton more to do.
10. What did I all need again?
11. Oh ya Shampoo.
12. Oh they have skin conditioner on sale better get some more of that just in case.
13. And some more fly spray.
14. And a new bucket.
15. And a new whip.
16. And some electrolytes.
17. And some Show Calm.
18. And some candy for the ride home.
19. Why is showing animals so expensive?
20. They better ask if I'm tax exempt.
21. That just saved me a solid $5.00 #winning
22. All right how much feed we got?
23. Not nearly enough.
24. Well, guess I'll run to the coop.
25. Why can't feed be sold in like 25 lbs. bags instead of 50?
26. It's times like these I wish I had a hired hand.
27. All right we've got feed, now what about rolled oats?
28. Of course not.
29. Back to the farm store.
30. Ok, I need rolled oats.
31. And liquid fat.
32. And a new feed pan.
33. And more candy for the ride home.
34. Still tax exempt!
35. I wonder if this cashier remembers me from earlier...
36. Ok we have feed, what about sawdust?
37. WHY DO WE NEVER HAVE SAWDUST?!
38. Back to the coop I go.
39. I think I'll need about 20 bags for my 4 pigs for 3 days.
40. I can always get more at the fairgrounds if this isn't enough.
41. Don't fall off the back of my truck!
42. All right let's load the trailer.
43. WHY DOES SAWDUST TAKE UP SO MUCH ROOM.
44. All right we've got sawdust, feed, show box, folding chairs, fans, feeders, what am I missing?
45. The cooler duh!
46. Ok that should be everything.
47. Though, I might need a couple extra whips.
48. And a few more chairs.
49. And another extension chord.
50. And maybe another bag of feed.
51. And the sorting board, just in case.
52. Do I have enough sawdust?
53. Maybe just a few more bags.
54. Ok shutting the door now.
55. Trailer loaded: Check.
56. I better make sure I can find all my papers.
57. WHERE ARE THE PUREBRED PAPERS?!
58. I know I put the papers somewhere I wouldn't lose them...
59. Oh ya, they're on the fridge. Mini heart attack over.
60. Now about those vet papers....
61. Do I need my PQA card?
62. Better grab it just in case.
63. Drug Affidative: check.
64. Code of Ethics: Check.
65. Might as well bring my birth certificate, social security card, and proof of insurance at this point.
66. Papers in the truck: Check.
67. Time to wash everybody.
68. Working at the hog wash ya.
69. WHY ARE YOU RUNNING?!
70. IS THAT A LIMP?!?!?!?!
71. Ok False alarm, phew.
72. Probably should've clipped first....
73. Oh well we can do another bath afterwards.
74. Dad, I can clip you know.
75. Or you can just ignore me and keep doing it all by yourself. Cool.
76. I love just standing here watching Dad clip pigs for 4 hours. Not.
77. Ha Dad you missed a spot.
78. Damnit he caught it.
79. Aww you look so good with all your hairs cut.
80. I just want to admire you in the sunlight with your new clipped hair.
81. Too bad you need another bath.
82. Working at the hog wash ya.
83. Ah man, I'm out of shampoo.
84. Back to the farm store.
85. Might as well get 2 bottles this time.
86. And some snacks for during fair.
87. And maybe another bottle of conditioner.
88. And a pop for the road.
89. This cashier probably thinks I'm some weirdo.
90. Yup still tax exempt.
91. Dad is going to be pissed when he sees how much I spent at the farm store this week.
92. Oh S#%t he looks pissed.
93. Why is Dad always a giant grump a$$ the week before fair?
94. WHY ARE YOU YELLING?!
95. Take a Midol Dad.
96. No dad, nothing is ready to go since this is my first fair in my entire life.
97. SHUT UP DAD.
98. I'm done.
99. He can just stay at home next week.
100. Is this week over yet?