Recently I have added a 12 week old borgi (border collie/corgi mix) to my household. After years of judging other single ladies who center their lives around their canine companion, I can finally say that I relate to these women. I will admit that I exhibit the stereotypical crazy dog mom symptoms including the following:
-If your dog has a middle name, you might be a crazy dog mom.
-If you feed your dog first instead of yourself every morning, you might be a crazy dog mom.
-If your dog has more toys than you have bras, you might be a crazy dog mom.
-If the dog toy: bra ratio has changed because of your dog, you might be a crazy dog mom.
-If you pack your dog's weekend bag before you pack your own, you might be a crazy dog mom.
-If the first thing you get off the shelf at the grocery store is dog food, you might be a crazy dog mom.
-If you have better conversations with your dog than actual human beings, you might be a crazy dog mom.
-If your evening plans revolve around your dog's bedtime, you might be a crazy dog mom.
-If your dog has a bedtime, you might be a crazy dog mom.
-If you wear socks that don't match because you are more willing to sacrifice a sock instead of saying no to your dog, you might be a crazy dog mom.
-If your Instagram has more pictures of your dog than yourself, you might be a crazy dog mom.
-If your dog has its own Instagram account, you might be a crazy dog mom.
-If you stage cute photos for your dog's Instagram account, you might be a crazy dog mom.
-If you let your dog have more of the bed than yourself, you might be a crazy dog mom.
-If you have a closet/shelf solely dedicated towards your dog's grooming/cleaning products, you might be a crazy dog mom.
-If your dog eats more human food than dog food, you might be a crazy dog mom.
-If you buy Christmas presents for your dog/celebrate their birthday, you might be a crazy dog mom.
-If people ask you why you don't bring your dog to the bar and you answer that he's not 21 yet, you might be a crazy dog mom.
-If you and your dog have song you always jam to in the car, you might be a crazy dog mom.
-If you always let your dog have first call at riding shotgun, you might be a crazy dog mom.
-If you secretly love your dog more than your significant other/ certain members of your family, you might be a crazy dog mom.
I won't deny it, I'm a crazy dog mom. But in all honesty, when you look into their eyes or spend an afternoon curled up on the couch with them, how can you not be crazy in love with your pouch? I have no shame.
-If your dog has a middle name, you might be a crazy dog mom.
-If you feed your dog first instead of yourself every morning, you might be a crazy dog mom.
-If your dog has more toys than you have bras, you might be a crazy dog mom.
-If the dog toy: bra ratio has changed because of your dog, you might be a crazy dog mom.
-If you pack your dog's weekend bag before you pack your own, you might be a crazy dog mom.
-If the first thing you get off the shelf at the grocery store is dog food, you might be a crazy dog mom.
-If you have better conversations with your dog than actual human beings, you might be a crazy dog mom.
-If your evening plans revolve around your dog's bedtime, you might be a crazy dog mom.
-If your dog has a bedtime, you might be a crazy dog mom.
-If you wear socks that don't match because you are more willing to sacrifice a sock instead of saying no to your dog, you might be a crazy dog mom.
-If your Instagram has more pictures of your dog than yourself, you might be a crazy dog mom.
-If your dog has its own Instagram account, you might be a crazy dog mom.
-If you stage cute photos for your dog's Instagram account, you might be a crazy dog mom.
-If you let your dog have more of the bed than yourself, you might be a crazy dog mom.
-If you have a closet/shelf solely dedicated towards your dog's grooming/cleaning products, you might be a crazy dog mom.
-If your dog eats more human food than dog food, you might be a crazy dog mom.
-If you buy Christmas presents for your dog/celebrate their birthday, you might be a crazy dog mom.
-If people ask you why you don't bring your dog to the bar and you answer that he's not 21 yet, you might be a crazy dog mom.
-If you and your dog have song you always jam to in the car, you might be a crazy dog mom.
-If you always let your dog have first call at riding shotgun, you might be a crazy dog mom.
-If you secretly love your dog more than your significant other/ certain members of your family, you might be a crazy dog mom.
I won't deny it, I'm a crazy dog mom. But in all honesty, when you look into their eyes or spend an afternoon curled up on the couch with them, how can you not be crazy in love with your pouch? I have no shame.